Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 2.19 / 31
Q: What did the keyboard say to the typist?
A: You’re really pushing my buttons!!!!
#18862    
Thanks to: rocky - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2008    pub.:Mar/12/2008    sent:Feb/3/2014


Ranking: 1.88 / 52
Q: How many animals were on Moses ark?
A: The ark wasn't Moses’ it was Noah.
#13999    
Thanks to: Matt Boden - Clinton - Ma - American Samoa
rec.:Oct/9/2004    pub.:Oct/14/2004    sent:Jul/19/2005


Ranking: 2.77 / 13
In the Bible, the King Boaz married the lovely Moabite woman, Ruth, to help unite his Kingdom. What was he before he did this?
Answer: He was "Ruthless"
#23682    
Thanks to: Marc Kolsen - Providence - Utah - USA.
rec.:Sep/28/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013


Ranking: 2.26 / 23
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
#886    
Thanks to: Dan Swihart - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2000    pub.:Dec/4/2000    sent:Dec/4/2000


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