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Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Thanks to: Dan Swihart - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2000    pub.:Dec/4/2000    sent:Dec/4/2000


Ranking: 2.42 / 19
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
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Thanks to: Bill Smith
rec.:Feb/11/2001    pub.:Feb/11/2001    sent:Feb/11/2001


Ranking: 2.10 / 29
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
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Thanks to: Replay
rec.:Aug/6/2000    pub.:Aug/6/2000    sent:Aug/6/2000


Ranking: 2.83 / 12
In the Bible, the King Boaz married the lovely Moabite woman, Ruth, to help unite his Kingdom. What was he before he did this?
Answer: He was "Ruthless"
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Thanks to: Marc Kolsen - Providence - Utah - USA.
rec.:Sep/28/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013


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