Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 1.80 / 41
Q: Have you noticed that cars in England have the steering wheels on the wrong side of the car?
A: No. They’re on the right side of the car
Thanks to: BDM - USA.
rec.:Feb/7/2004 pub.:Feb/12/2004 sent:Sep/12/2004
Ranking: 1.78 / 41
Did you water the plants, Sofia, asked the mistress of the house?
“Of course, ma’am,” Sofia said. “Don’t you hear the water dripping on the carpet?”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2009 pub.:Dec/4/2009 sent:Mar/2/2011
Ranking: 2.10 / 20
Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!
Thanks to: Jeffrey Simons - USA.