Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 1.60 / 48

Q: What did the invisible man say to his girlfriend?
A: “Baby, you are outta sight!”

#13343

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004 pub.:May/3/2004 sent:Jun/22/2004

Ranking: 1.53 / 55

Q: What did King Tut say when he was scared?
A: I want my mummy!!!

#12850

Thanks to: Ivette Henriquez - Miami - Florida - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2004 pub.:Feb/19/2004 sent:Feb/25/2006

Ranking: 3.14 / 7

Q. What do you call a bug with manners?
A. A lady bug

#23458

Thanks to: Chris Basica - Upland - Ca - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2013 pub.:May/7/2013 sent:May/23/2013

Ranking: 1.88 / 25

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

#827

Thanks to: Avery L
rec.:Sep/18/2000 pub.:Sep/18/2000 sent:Sep/18/2000

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