Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.10 / 21
Q: What did the keyboard say to the typist?
A: You’re really pushing my buttons!!!!
Thanks to: rocky - USA.
Ranking: 2.10 / 20
Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!
Thanks to: Jeffrey Simons - USA.
Ranking: 2.00 / 23
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Thanks to: Mark O
rec.:Sep/16/2000 pub.:Sep/16/2000 sent:Sep/16/2000