Category: Question / Answer Jokes



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Q. What did one strawberry say to the other?
A. "If you weren't so fresh last night, we wouldn't be in this jam together!"
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Thanks to: Lexi Nay - USA.
rec.:Nov/23/2002    pub.:Apr/7/2003    sent:Jan/22/2011


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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?
Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
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Thanks to: coolguy!! - Madras - T.N - India
rec.:Sep/14/2003    pub.:Sep/18/2003    sent:Oct/17/2003


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Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don't look I'm changing!
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Thanks to: JACK - Belfast - Ireland
rec.:May/10/2007    pub.:Jun/12/2007    sent:Feb/16/2012


Ranking: 3.08 / 149
What did the mayo say when someone opened the refrigerator door? 
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
#542    
Thanks to: Limbo - Denver - Co - USA.
rec.:Dec/30/1999    pub.:Dec/30/1999    sent:Nov/17/2010


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