Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 3.36 / 119
Q. What did one strawberry say to the other?
A. "If you weren't so fresh last night, we wouldn't be in this jam together!"
Thanks to: Lexi Nay - USA.
rec.:Nov/23/2002 pub.:Apr/7/2003 sent:Jan/22/2011
Ranking: 3.16 / 143
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don't look I'm changing!
Thanks to: JACK - Belfast - Ireland
rec.:May/10/2007 pub.:Jun/12/2007 sent:Feb/16/2012
Ranking: 3.08 / 149
What did the mayo say when someone opened the refrigerator door?
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Thanks to: Limbo - Denver - Co - USA.
rec.:Dec/30/1999 pub.:Dec/30/1999 sent:Nov/17/2010