Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 3.05 / 144

What did the mayo say when someone opened the refrigerator door?
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"

#542

Thanks to: Limbo - Denver - Co - USA.
rec.:Dec/30/1999 pub.:Dec/30/1999 sent:Nov/17/2010

Ranking: 2.93 / 150

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it?

The horses name is Friday

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Thanks to: Micah M. Wolffarth - Clayton - NM - USA.
rec.:Jan/1/2003 pub.:Apr/16/2003 sent:Mar/20/2010

Ranking: 3.24 / 92

Teacher: “why are you always late for school?”
Student: “ because you always ring the bell before I get here!

#15729

Thanks to: paradise - washington - DC - USA.
rec.:Aug/29/2005 pub.:Sep/27/2005 sent:Dec/27/2008

Ranking: 2.98 / 131

What's the good thing about having Altzeimer's?
You get to meet new people every day!

#12954

Thanks to: Graham Clutton - Wrexham - Clwyd - United Kingdom
rec.:Feb/29/2004 pub.:Mar/9/2004 sent:Jul/6/2009

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