Category: Question / Answer Jokes



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Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A. Look, No hands!
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Thanks to: Alejandro Restrepo - New Orleans - Louisiana - USA.
rec.:Dec/13/2005    pub.:Jan/6/2006    sent:Nov/30/2012


Ranking: 2.80 / 180
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!


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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/30/2002    pub.:Oct/30/2002    sent:Nov/15/2014


Ranking: 2.58 / 259
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car...
Who is driving the car?
A police officer!
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Thanks to: joujou man - Gambia, The
rec.:Jun/11/2002    pub.:Aug/24/2002    sent:Oct/17/2014


Ranking: 3.09 / 103
The best answer to the question asked in an interview, "Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?" . . . "In the mirror as always . . "
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Thanks to: Ravi Yogarajan - India
rec.:Sep/25/2010    pub.:Dec/3/2010    sent:Nov/14/2014


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