Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 3.04 / 115

Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A. Look, No hands!

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Thanks to: Alejandro Restrepo - New Orleans - Louisiana - USA.
rec.:Dec/13/2005 pub.:Jan/6/2006 sent:Nov/30/2012

Ranking: 3.23 / 87

The best answer to the question asked in an interview, "Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?" . . . "In the mirror as always . . "

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Thanks to: Ravi Yogarajan - India
rec.:Sep/25/2010 pub.:Dec/3/2010 sent:Feb/3/2013

Ranking: 2.83 / 163

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/30/2002 pub.:Oct/30/2002 sent:Apr/16/2013

Ranking: 2.55 / 240

A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car...
Who is driving the car?
A police officer!

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Thanks to: joujou man - Gambia, The
rec.:Jun/11/2002 pub.:Aug/24/2002 sent:Jul/2/2012

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