Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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Thanks to: laura ventura - USA.
rec.:Jan/9/2002    pub.:Jan/12/2002


Ranking: 3.96 / 28
Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist?
A: They were repossessed.
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Thanks to: Simon Rawson - Australia
rec.:May/7/2013    pub.:May/7/2013    sent:Nov/16/2013


Ranking: 3.12 / 68
Why was the glowworm unhappy?
Because her children were not very bright!
#19711    
Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/2/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Mar/13/2009


Ranking: 3.59 / 39
Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
#851    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/19/2000    pub.:Oct/19/2000    sent:Oct/19/2000


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