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Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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Thanks to: laura ventura - USA.
rec.:Jan/9/2002    pub.:Jan/12/2002


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Q: What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
A: Stay up all night and wonder if there's a DOG.
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Thanks to: Amanda Haney - Dallas - TX - USA.
rec.:Nov/19/2003    pub.:Jan/7/2004    sent:Mar/15/2004


Ranking: 3.59 / 39
Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
#851    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/19/2000    pub.:Oct/19/2000    sent:Oct/19/2000


Ranking: 3.04 / 72
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?
A: Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
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Thanks to: HogViper
rec.:Mar/4/2001    pub.:Mar/4/2001    sent:Mar/4/2001


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