Category: Question / Answer Jokes

Do you know why Noah didn’t fish very often?
He only had two worms.

Why was the glowworm unhappy?
Because her children were not very bright!

Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.

Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
 
Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.