Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.82 / 99
Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
Thanks to: christopher cargin - United Kingdom
rec.:May/5/2002 pub.:Jun/29/2002 sent:Nov/10/2007
Ranking: 3.93 / 27
Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist?
A: They were repossessed.
Thanks to: Simon Rawson - Australia
rec.:May/7/2013 pub.:May/7/2013 sent:Nov/16/2013
Ranking: 3.01 / 71
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?
A: Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Thanks to: HogViper
rec.:Mar/4/2001 pub.:Mar/4/2001 sent:Mar/4/2001