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Q: How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?
A: Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
#960    
Thanks to: HogViper
rec.:Mar/4/2001    pub.:Mar/4/2001    sent:Mar/4/2001


Ranking: 3.03 / 69
There was a race between some lettuce, a tomato and a faucet.
How did it turn out? Well the lettuce won by a head, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.
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Thanks to: Chante - Raleigh - NC - USA.
rec.:Oct/26/2004    pub.:Nov/1/2004    sent:Apr/13/2005


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Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
 
Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.
#310    
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/1999    pub.:Apr/25/1999    sent:Apr/25/1999


Ranking: 3.51 / 37
Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
#851    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/19/2000    pub.:Oct/19/2000    sent:Oct/19/2000


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