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Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
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Thanks to: christopher cargin - United Kingdom
rec.:May/5/2002    pub.:Jun/29/2002    sent:Nov/10/2007


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Do you know why Noah didnít fish very often?
He only had two worms.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/31/2003    pub.:Oct/31/2003    sent:Oct/9/2004


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Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.

Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.
#310    
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/1999    pub.:Apr/25/1999    sent:Apr/25/1999


Ranking: 3.50 / 34
Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
#851    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/19/2000    pub.:Oct/19/2000    sent:Oct/19/2000


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