Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 3.05 / 73
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?
A: Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Thanks to: HogViper
rec.:Mar/4/2001 pub.:Mar/4/2001 sent:Mar/4/2001
Ranking: 3.07 / 71
Q: What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
A: Stay up all night and wonder if there's a DOG.
Thanks to: Amanda Haney - Dallas - TX - USA.
rec.:Nov/19/2003 pub.:Jan/7/2004 sent:Mar/15/2004