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Q: How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?
A: Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
#960    
Thanks to: HogViper
rec.:Mar/4/2001    pub.:Mar/4/2001    sent:Mar/4/2001


Ranking: 3.09 / 67
Why was the glowworm unhappy?
Because her children were not very bright!
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Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/2/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Mar/13/2009


Ranking: 3.06 / 70
There was a race between some lettuce, a tomato and a faucet.
How did it turn out? Well the lettuce won by a head, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.
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Thanks to: Chante - Raleigh - NC - USA.
rec.:Oct/26/2004    pub.:Nov/1/2004    sent:Apr/13/2005


Ranking: 3.07 / 68
Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
 
Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.
#310    
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/1999    pub.:Apr/25/1999    sent:Apr/25/1999


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