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Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
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Thanks to: christopher cargin - United Kingdom
rec.:May/5/2002    pub.:Jun/29/2002    sent:Nov/10/2007


Ranking: 3.93 / 27
Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist?
A: They were repossessed.
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Thanks to: Simon Rawson - Australia
rec.:May/7/2013    pub.:May/7/2013    sent:Nov/16/2013


Ranking: 3.55 / 38
Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
#851    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/19/2000    pub.:Oct/19/2000    sent:Oct/19/2000


Ranking: 3.01 / 71
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?
A: Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
#960    
Thanks to: HogViper
rec.:Mar/4/2001    pub.:Mar/4/2001    sent:Mar/4/2001


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