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There was a race between some lettuce, a tomato and a faucet.
How did it turn out? Well the lettuce won by a head, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.
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Thanks to: Chante - Raleigh - NC - USA.
rec.:Oct/26/2004    pub.:Nov/1/2004    sent:Apr/13/2005


Ranking: 3.07 / 68
Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
 
Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.
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Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/1999    pub.:Apr/25/1999    sent:Apr/25/1999


Ranking: 2.82 / 99
Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
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Thanks to: christopher cargin - United Kingdom
rec.:May/5/2002    pub.:Jun/29/2002    sent:Nov/10/2007


Ranking: 3.93 / 27
Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist?
A: They were repossessed.
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Thanks to: Simon Rawson - Australia
rec.:May/7/2013    pub.:May/7/2013    sent:Nov/16/2013


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