Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 3.07 / 71
Q: What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
A: Stay up all night and wonder if there's a DOG.
#11799    
Thanks to: Amanda Haney - Dallas - TX - USA.
rec.:Nov/19/2003    pub.:Jan/7/2004    sent:Mar/15/2004


Ranking: 2.84 / 100
Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
#4419    
Thanks to: christopher cargin - United Kingdom
rec.:May/5/2002    pub.:Jun/29/2002    sent:Nov/10/2007


Ranking: 3.04 / 72
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?
A: Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
#960    
Thanks to: HogViper
rec.:Mar/4/2001    pub.:Mar/4/2001    sent:Mar/4/2001


Ranking: 3.09 / 67
Why was the glowworm unhappy?
Because her children were not very bright!
#19711    
Thanks to: Alice - United Kingdom
rec.:Dec/2/2008    pub.:Dec/19/2008    sent:Mar/13/2009


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