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Did you hear about the accountant with insomnia? He decided to try counting sheep, but he made a mistake and was up all night trying to find it!
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Thanks to: Dr. Angela Lobreto - Braman - OK - USA.
rec.:Apr/17/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Oct/19/2005


Ranking: 3.06 / 47
Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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Thanks to: Jerry Gagliardi Jr.
rec.:Nov/27/1999    pub.:Nov/27/1999    sent:Nov/27/1999


Ranking: 2.77 / 70
Q: How do you know you should not be driving because you have had too much to drink?
A: When you swerve to hit a tree and then realize that it was only your car air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror!
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Thanks to: Susan Sheppard - New Milford - Ct - USA.
rec.:Apr/12/2008    pub.:May/8/2008    sent:Nov/22/2009


Ranking: 2.93 / 55
What did 2 say to 3 about the unruly 6?
Don't worry about him; he is just a product of our times.
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Thanks to: Tim Kute - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Oct/28/2007


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