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Did you hear about the accountant with insomnia? He decided to try counting sheep, but he made a mistake and was up all night trying to find it!
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Thanks to: Dr. Angela Lobreto - Braman - OK - USA.
rec.:Apr/17/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Oct/19/2005


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Q: How do you know you should not be driving because you have had too much to drink?
A: When you swerve to hit a tree and then realize that it was only your car air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror!
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Thanks to: Susan Sheppard - New Milford - Ct - USA.
rec.:Apr/12/2008    pub.:May/8/2008    sent:Nov/22/2009


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What did 2 say to 3 about the unruly 6?
Don't worry about him; he is just a product of our times.
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Thanks to: Tim Kute - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Oct/28/2007


Ranking: 2.76 / 70
1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes?
2. If a deaf person must appear in court is it still called a hearing?
3. Why does the sign read, “Enter at your own risk" who else could you risk other than yourself?
4. If it's called "frying pan" is it OK to boil something in it?
5. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it?
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Thanks to: cathie - USA.
rec.:Jan/16/2004    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Mar/10/2004


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