1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes?
2. If a deaf person must appear in court is it still called a hearing?
3. Why does the sign read, “Enter at your own risk" who else could you risk other than yourself?
4. If it's called "frying pan" is it OK to boil something in it?
5. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it?
#12519
Thanks to:
cathie - USA.
rec.:Jan/16/2004 pub.:Jan/19/2004 sent:Mar/10/2004
Ranking:
2.67 / 67
Q: How do you know you should not be driving because you have had too much to drink?
A: When you swerve to hit a tree and then realize that it was only your car air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror!
#19018
Thanks to:
Susan Sheppard - New Milford - Ct - USA.
rec.:Apr/12/2008 pub.:May/8/2008 sent:Nov/22/2009
Ranking:
3.41 / 27
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But the light bulb has got to want to change.
#747
Thanks to:
Jessica Hatchigan
rec.:Aug/18/2000 pub.:Aug/18/2000 sent:Aug/18/2000
Ranking:
2.98 / 43
Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
#511
Thanks to:
Jerry Gagliardi Jr.
rec.:Nov/27/1999 pub.:Nov/27/1999 sent:Nov/27/1999
