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Halloween Funnies I
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
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Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/20/2000    pub.:Oct/20/2000    sent:Oct/20/2000


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Q: How do you know you should not be driving because you have had too much to drink?
A: When you swerve to hit a tree and then realize that it was only your car air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror!
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Thanks to: Susan Sheppard - New Milford - Ct - USA.
rec.:Apr/12/2008    pub.:May/8/2008    sent:Nov/22/2009


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What did 2 say to 3 about the unruly 6?
Don't worry about him; he is just a product of our times.
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Thanks to: Tim Kute - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2007    pub.:Oct/3/2007    sent:Oct/28/2007


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1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes?
2. If a deaf person must appear in court is it still called a hearing?
3. Why does the sign read, “Enter at your own risk" who else could you risk other than yourself?
4. If it's called "frying pan" is it OK to boil something in it?
5. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it?
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Thanks to: cathie - USA.
rec.:Jan/16/2004    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Mar/10/2004


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