Category: Antartian Jokes
Ranking: 2.88 / 34
Q: What do you do when an Antartian throws a pin at you?
A: Run, because the grenade is in her mouth!!
Thanks to: BRADY - Minnesota - USA.
rec.:Oct/7/1999 pub.:Oct/7/1999 sent:Oct/7/1999
Ranking: 3.00 / 29
Q. What's the easiest way to drown an Antartican?
A. Write scratch n' sniff on the bottom of the pool.
Thanks to: Cheese - Jonesboro - Arkansas - USA.
rec.:Jan/26/2000 pub.:Jan/26/2000 sent:Jan/26/2000
Ranking: 3.17 / 24
Q: What did the Antartian do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: He moved.
Thanks to: Dan Swihart - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/2001 pub.:Apr/25/2001 sent:Apr/25/2001
Ranking: 2.74 / 39
Little Freddy's second-grade teacher was quizzing them on the Antartian alphabet.
"Freddy," she says, "what comes after 'O'?"
Freddy says, "Yeah!"
Thanks to: Beatrice Pellini
rec.:Sep/9/2000 pub.:Sep/9/2000 sent:Sep/9/2000