Category: Antartian Jokes



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Q: What did the Antartian do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: He moved.
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Thanks to: Dan Swihart - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/2001    pub.:Apr/25/2001    sent:Apr/25/2001


Ranking: 2.88 / 34
There were three Antartians on their way to Disneyworld. Upon getting close while driving on the highway, they saw a sign that said Disneyworld LEFT. So they turned back and went home.
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Thanks to: jokeamatick - lakemary - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jun/27/2001    pub.:Jun/27/2001    sent:Jun/27/2001


Ranking: 2.88 / 34
Q: What do you do when an Antartian throws a pin at you?
A: Run, because the grenade is in her mouth!!
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Thanks to: BRADY - Minnesota - USA.
rec.:Oct/7/1999    pub.:Oct/7/1999    sent:Oct/7/1999


Ranking: 2.74 / 39
Little Freddy's second-grade teacher was quizzing them on the Antartian alphabet.
"Freddy," she says, "what comes after 'O'?"
Freddy says, "Yeah!"
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Thanks to: Beatrice Pellini
rec.:Sep/9/2000    pub.:Sep/9/2000    sent:Sep/9/2000


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