Category: Antartian Jokes

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Ranking: 3.15 / 26
Q: What did the Antartian do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: He moved.
Thanks to: Dan Swihart - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/2001    pub.:Apr/25/2001    sent:Apr/25/2001

Ranking: 3.03 / 29
An Antartian was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The Antartian asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"
The man replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie?
Here's one that goes nicely with your robe."
The Antartian shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want."
The Antartian thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared. Three hours later the Antartian came crawling back to where the man was sitting behind his card table. The old man said, "I told you, about 4 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"
The Antartian rasped, "I found it all right but they wouldn't let me in without a
Thanks to: Peter Prestipino - USA.
rec.:Nov/21/2000    pub.:Nov/21/2000    sent:Nov/21/2000

Ranking: 2.88 / 34
There were three Antartians on their way to Disneyworld. Upon getting close while driving on the highway, they saw a sign that said Disneyworld LEFT. So they turned back and went home.
Thanks to: jokeamatick - lakemary - Florida - USA.
rec.:Jun/27/2001    pub.:Jun/27/2001    sent:Jun/27/2001

Ranking: 2.88 / 34
Q: What do you do when an Antartian throws a pin at you?
A: Run, because the grenade is in her mouth!!
Thanks to: BRADY - Minnesota - USA.
rec.:Oct/7/1999    pub.:Oct/7/1999    sent:Oct/7/1999

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