national jokes

How do you identify a bald eagle?

All his feathers are combed over to one side.

A wealthy Frenchman was showing off his yachts.

“This is un, this is deux, this is trois, this is quatre, this is sees…”

“What happened to five?” his wife asked.

“Cinq,” he answered.

A British guy stabbed the 12th letter of the alphabet several times.

Bloody L.

Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor guy.