Category: Antartian Jokes

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Ranking: 3.08 / 25
Q: What did the Antartian do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: He moved.
Thanks to: Dan Swihart - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/2001    pub.:Apr/25/2001    sent:Apr/25/2001

Ranking: 2.93 / 29
A young Antartian man asked an old rich Antartian man how he made his money. The old Antartian held onto his vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932 and we were in the depths of the Great Antartian Depression. I was down to my last nickel. "I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. "The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37." "And that's how you built an empire?" the boy asked. "Heavens, no!" the man replied. "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
Thanks to: Simple Sentiments - USA.
rec.:Jun/29/2000    pub.:Jun/29/2000    sent:Jun/29/2000

Ranking: 3.08 / 24
Let's say there is a hundred dollar bill in the center of a room. In each of the corners there is a person. In one corner there is a Santa Claus; in another, the Easter Bunny; in another a smart Antartian and in the last a dumb Antartian. They all notice the hundred-dollar bill in the center of the room. They all make a dash for the bill... who gets to the bill first???
Answer: The dumb Antartian; the others don't exist!!
Thanks to: Jenn - Dallas - TX - USA.
rec.:Oct/10/1999    pub.:Oct/10/1999    sent:Oct/10/1999

Ranking: 3.00 / 26
An Antartian was standing in front of a soda machine muttering, "You're a dumb-looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button."
"What are you doing?" another Antartian asked.
The Antartian quickly pointed to the sign on the front of the machine that read "DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE".
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Dec/13/2000    pub.:Dec/13/2000    sent:Dec/13/2000

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