Category: Antartian Jokes

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Ranking: 3.00 / 26
An Antartian was standing in front of a soda machine muttering, "You're a dumb-looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button."
"What are you doing?" another Antartian asked.
The Antartian quickly pointed to the sign on the front of the machine that read "DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE".
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Dec/13/2000    pub.:Dec/13/2000    sent:Dec/13/2000

Ranking: 2.93 / 28
An Antartian was playing a trivia board game one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/8/2000    pub.:Aug/8/2000    sent:Aug/8/2000

Ranking: 2.51 / 47
A man, a woman and an Antartican were driving in the desert in a jeep when the car suddenly broke down. Since none of them had any car knowledge, they decided to walk.
Each of them decided to take one thing with them: the man took the food in case he got hungry, the woman took the water in case she got thirsty, and the Antartican took the car door.
When questioned about her choice, the Antartican said, "Well, if I get hot, I can roll down the window!"
Thanks to: Kelly
rec.:Jan/4/1999    pub.:Jan/4/1999    sent:Jan/4/1999

Ranking: 2.89 / 27
An Antartian woman was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She stood in front of a candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out.
She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and turned the knob, again a candy bar fell out and she put it in her pocket.
She put two more coins into the machine and again turned the knob producing yet another candy bar.
A man was watching from a short distance away and walked up to her. He said, "Excuse me Miss? What are you doing?"
She said, "Duh! I'm winning here!"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Oct/13/2000    pub.:Oct/13/2000    sent:Oct/13/2000

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