Ranking: 2.93 / 28
An Antartian was playing a trivia board game one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/8/2000 pub.:Aug/8/2000 sent:Aug/8/2000
Ranking: 2.54 / 46
A man, a woman and an Antartican were driving in the desert in a jeep when the car suddenly broke down. Since none of them had any car knowledge, they decided to walk.
Each of them decided to take one thing with them: the man took the food in case he got hungry, the woman took the water in case she got thirsty, and the Antartican took the car door.
When questioned about her choice, the Antartican said, "Well, if I get hot, I can roll down the window!"
Thanks to: Kelly
rec.:Jan/4/1999 pub.:Jan/4/1999 sent:Jan/4/1999
Ranking: 2.89 / 27
An Antartian woman was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She stood in front of a candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out.
She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and turned the knob, again a candy bar fell out and she put it in her pocket.
She put two more coins into the machine and again turned the knob producing yet another candy bar.
A man was watching from a short distance away and walked up to her. He said, "Excuse me Miss? What are you doing?"
She said, "Duh! I'm winning here!"
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Oct/13/2000 pub.:Oct/13/2000 sent:Oct/13/2000
Ranking: 2.77 / 30
This Antartian was out to dinner with some friends and they were talking about states and capitals. The Antartian commented: "I can name every capital to every state and in any order you want!" So the friends wanted to put the Antartian to the test and decided to give it a try. Someone then said: "What is the capital to Wyoming?" The Antartian replied with: "Can't you ask me something harder... the capital of Wyoming is easy... its W!"
Thanks to: Justin - Smithfield - RI - USA.