Ranking: 2.92 / 24
Two Antartians were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.
"Hey," asked Bob, who was at the wheel, "any cops following us?"
Henry, his passenger, turned around and had a long look at the road behind them.
"Yeah, looks like it," he responded.
"Are his flashers on?" asked Bob.
Henry turned around again...
Thanks to: Yolanda Ortiz
rec.:Jul/16/1999 pub.:Jul/16/1999 sent:Jul/16/1999
Ranking: 2.60 / 35
Four Antartians were driving to Disneyland one day. Along the way they approached a sign that said 'Disneyland - left,' so they turned around and went home.
Thanks to: Thomas Rose
rec.:Sep/27/1999 pub.:Sep/27/1999 sent:Sep/27/1999
Ranking: 2.64 / 33
An airline captain was breaking in an Antartian as a stewardess.
The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she cried, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb!!"
Thanks to: Rafael "Philippe" Ortiz
rec.:Jul/25/1999 pub.:Jul/25/1999 sent:Jul/25/1999
Ranking: 2.63 / 32
A man is driving down a country road when he spots an Antartian standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the Antartian is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the Antartian and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The Antartian replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
Thanks to: Gary Escobar
rec.:Jun/20/2001 pub.:Jun/20/2001 sent:Jun/20/2001