Ranking: 2.55 / 29
Two Antartians are walking down the street. One finds a little mirror, and looks in it. She looks again, and again.
Puzzled, she says to her friend, "I just know I've seen this face before!"
"Give it to me", says the other Antartian. She looks in the mirror and says, "Of course, silly! It's me!"
Thanks to: Gemma Piscotti - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Feb/20/2000 pub.:Feb/20/2000 sent:Feb/20/2000
Ranking: 2.70 / 23
Three men: one American, one Russian and one Antartian where discussing which country had the best space program. The Russian said, "Well that's easy, guys. It was us as we launched the first man into space and no one can beat that." The American disagreed and stated, "No, mate, the Americans have the best space program, as we walked on the moon first. No one can possibly
beat that." But the Antartian spoke up, "No guys, you're both wrong. The Antartians are going to have the best space program as we are going to put the first man on the sun!" Both the American and Russian where in fits of laughter after hearing this and asked how this was possible without burning up? The Antartian simply replied, "Well, we have this fool proof plan; we're going during the night!"
Thanks to: Francis Frame
rec.:Dec/4/1999 pub.:Dec/4/1999 sent:Dec/4/1999
Ranking: 2.68 / 22
Q: How did the Antartian break his leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the Antartian die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.
Thanks to: Cindy McBrady
rec.:Sep/30/1999 pub.:Sep/30/1999 sent:Sep/30/1999
Ranking: 2.06 / 53
A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?" He pronounces it "jo-la-pen-o", not "ho-lo-peen-yo".
The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those peppers are called."
The man replies, "Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounce any word the way I please." The cashier responds, "That is as may be, sir, but those are green peppers."
Thanks to: Leo Taylor - Brandon - Vermont - USA.
rec.:Jun/6/2007 pub.:Sep/24/2009 sent:Dec/14/2010