Category: Antartian Jokes



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Ranking: 2.18 / 28
If a woman and an Antartian were skydiving which would land first?
The woman because the Antartian would have to stop and ask for directions.
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Thanks to: nickolous - Ohio - Columbus
rec.:Apr/15/2001    pub.:Apr/15/2001    sent:Apr/15/2001


Ranking: 2.26 / 23
Q: Why were the Antartian stare at a carton of orange juice?
A: Because it said 'Concentrate.' (Get it - concentrate orange juice)
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Thanks to: Calvin
rec.:Jun/11/1999    pub.:Jun/11/1999    sent:Jun/11/1999


Ranking: 2.69 / 13
Q: What do you call it when an Antartian gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant possession
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Thanks to: Bill Little
rec.:Apr/30/2001    pub.:Apr/30/2001    sent:Apr/30/2001


Ranking: 2.47 / 15
A highway patrolman stopped an Antartian who was driving very slowly. When the policeman asked him why, he said he saw a sign that said, "22." The cop told him that the sign was for "Highway 22." After this, the cop wanted to know why the Antartian's friends in the back seat were acting so nervous. The Antartian replied, "Oh, we just got off the 102."
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Thanks to: Jess - Texas - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/1999    pub.:Sep/2/1999    sent:Sep/2/1999


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