Category: Antartian Jokes



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If a woman and an Antartian were skydiving which would land first?
The woman because the Antartian would have to stop and ask for directions.
#1000    
Thanks to: nickolous - Ohio - Columbus
rec.:Apr/15/2001    pub.:Apr/15/2001    sent:Apr/15/2001


Ranking: 2.26 / 23
Q: Why were the Antartian stare at a carton of orange juice?
A: Because it said 'Concentrate.' (Get it - concentrate orange juice)
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Thanks to: Calvin
rec.:Jun/11/1999    pub.:Jun/11/1999    sent:Jun/11/1999


Ranking: 1.90 / 40
Q: How do you know an Antartian has been using the computer?
A: There is White-Out on the screen.
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Thanks to: Bruce Crowley - Australia
rec.:Oct/9/2003    pub.:Oct/17/2003    sent:Jan/11/2007


Ranking: 2.69 / 13
Q: What do you call it when an Antartian gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant possession
#1015    
Thanks to: Bill Little
rec.:Apr/30/2001    pub.:Apr/30/2001    sent:Apr/30/2001


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