Category: Antartian Jokes



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Ranking: 2.39 / 18
Did you hear that they discovered a dope ring at the Antartian factory?
It was 5 Antarians trying to read a blueprint
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Thanks to: John MacDougall - Hollis - Maine - USA.
rec.:Jan/10/2003    pub.:May/7/2003


Ranking: 2.47 / 15
A highway patrolman stopped an Antartian who was driving very slowly. When the policeman asked him why, he said he saw a sign that said, "22." The cop told him that the sign was for "Highway 22." After this, the cop wanted to know why the Antartian's friends in the back seat were acting so nervous. The Antartian replied, "Oh, we just got off the 102."
#429    
Thanks to: Jess - Texas - USA.
rec.:Sep/2/1999    pub.:Sep/2/1999    sent:Sep/2/1999


Ranking: 1.93 / 29
Why do only 10% of the Antartian population get into Heaven?
Because if it were any more, it would be hell!
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Thanks to: Walton and Struan - Kitwe - Copperbelt - Zambia
rec.:Jul/20/1999    pub.:Jul/20/1999    sent:Jul/20/1999


Ranking: 2.58 / 12
Q: What did the Antartian say to the physicist?

A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
#1013    
Thanks to: Katrina Igoe
rec.:Apr/28/2001    pub.:Apr/28/2001    sent:Apr/28/2001


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