Category: Antartian Jokes

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Ranking: 2.18 / 17

Q: What do a bowling ball and an Antartian have in common?
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

#1020

Thanks to: Bill Little
rec.:May/5/2001 pub.:May/5/2001 sent:May/5/2001

Ranking: 2.36 / 11

Q: What did the Antartian say to the physicist?

A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

#1013

Thanks to: Katrina Igoe
rec.:Apr/28/2001 pub.:Apr/28/2001 sent:Apr/28/2001

Ranking: 1.88 / 17

Q: How did the Antartian burn his nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.

Q: What do you call 20 Antartians in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.

#457

Thanks to: Cindy McBrady
rec.:Oct/1/1999 pub.:Oct/1/1999 sent:Oct/1/1999

Ranking: 1.59 / 27

Why did the Antartian woman give her fiance wool socks?
She didn't want him to get cold feet.

#843

Thanks to: Dan S
rec.:Oct/8/2000 pub.:Oct/8/2000 sent:Oct/8/2000

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