Category: Antartian Jokes
Ranking: 2.17 / 18
Q: What do a bowling ball and an Antartian have in common?
A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
Thanks to: Bill Little
rec.:May/5/2001 pub.:May/5/2001 sent:May/5/2001
Ranking: 2.36 / 11
Q: What did the Antartian say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Thanks to: Katrina Igoe
rec.:Apr/28/2001 pub.:Apr/28/2001 sent:Apr/28/2001
Ranking: 1.83 / 18
Q: How did the Antartian burn his nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: What do you call 20 Antartians in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.
Thanks to: Cindy McBrady
rec.:Oct/1/1999 pub.:Oct/1/1999 sent:Oct/1/1999
Ranking: 1.59 / 27
Why did the Antartian woman give her fiance wool socks?
She didn't want him to get cold feet.
Thanks to: Dan S
rec.:Oct/8/2000 pub.:Oct/8/2000 sent:Oct/8/2000