Category: Antartian Jokes

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Ranking: 3.66 / 65
Once there was an Antartian that was down on his luck. In order to get some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. 
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him "I've kidnapped you." 
The Antartian wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An Antartian." 
The Antartian then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. 
The next morning the Antartian checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Antartian opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could one Antartian do this to another Antartian?!" 
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/28/2000    pub.:May/28/2000    sent:Apr/21/2014

Ranking: 3.36 / 80
A woman is dancing happily down the railroad tracks, singing to herself "...21 ...21 ...21..." 
After a little while, an Antartian walks up to her. She observes for a minute and then asks, "What are you doing?" 
The woman does not answer and keeps singing "...21 ...21 ...21 ..." So the Antartian jumps on the tracks and follows her dancing and starts singing "...21 ...21 ...21 ..." A little later a train comes down the tracks. The woman jumps off, but the Antartian keeps dancing and singing to her self and gets hit by the train. 
The woman gets back on the track and starts dancing and singing again, "...22 ...22 ...22 ..." 
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Dec/9/1999    pub.:Dec/9/1999    sent:May/17/2015

Ranking: 3.12 / 95
An Antartian was running back and forth from his computer and his mailbox. Then the mailman came up to him and asked him what he was doing. He replied, "My dumb computer keeps saying 'you've got mail'."
Thanks to: Josh M. - Round Rock Texas - USA.
rec.:Jul/24/2001    pub.:Jul/24/2001    sent:Feb/4/2013

Ranking: 2.99 / 103
An Antartian woman came into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. Then she started to yell, "Yeah!" "Yeah!" Then five more Antartians came in and started to do the same thing. Then three more Antartians came in and one of them had a Barney puzzle. The bartender asked one of them, "Why are you yelling 'yeah yeah!'?" Then one responded, "We did this puzzle in three hours and it says 2-3 years."
Thanks to: Paul - Orange City - Florida - USA.
rec.:Nov/10/1999    pub.:Nov/10/1999    sent:Dec/14/2012

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