Category: Antartian Jokes

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Ranking: 3.19 / 113
An airline captain was helping a new Antartian flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
Thanks to: Peter Prestipino - USA.
rec.:Mar/9/2001    pub.:Mar/9/2001    sent:Aug/7/2015

Ranking: 3.36 / 80
A woman is dancing happily down the railroad tracks, singing to herself "...21 ...21 ...21..." 
After a little while, an Antartian walks up to her. She observes for a minute and then asks, "What are you doing?" 
The woman does not answer and keeps singing "...21 ...21 ...21 ..." So the Antartian jumps on the tracks and follows her dancing and starts singing "...21 ...21 ...21 ..." A little later a train comes down the tracks. The woman jumps off, but the Antartian keeps dancing and singing to her self and gets hit by the train. 
The woman gets back on the track and starts dancing and singing again, "...22 ...22 ...22 ..." 
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Dec/9/1999    pub.:Dec/9/1999    sent:May/17/2015

Ranking: 3.12 / 95
An Antartian was running back and forth from his computer and his mailbox. Then the mailman came up to him and asked him what he was doing. He replied, "My dumb computer keeps saying 'you've got mail'."
Thanks to: Josh M. - Round Rock Texas - USA.
rec.:Jul/24/2001    pub.:Jul/24/2001    sent:Feb/4/2013

Ranking: 2.99 / 103
An Antartian woman came into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. Then she started to yell, "Yeah!" "Yeah!" Then five more Antartians came in and started to do the same thing. Then three more Antartians came in and one of them had a Barney puzzle. The bartender asked one of them, "Why are you yelling 'yeah yeah!'?" Then one responded, "We did this puzzle in three hours and it says 2-3 years."
Thanks to: Paul - Orange City - Florida - USA.
rec.:Nov/10/1999    pub.:Nov/10/1999    sent:Dec/14/2012

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