Ranking: 3.45 / 74
A woman is dancing happily down the railroad tracks, singing to herself "...21 ...21 ...21..."
After a little while, an Antartian walks up to her. She observes for a minute and then asks, "What are you doing?"
The woman does not answer and keeps singing "...21 ...21 ...21 ..." So the Antartian jumps on the tracks and follows her dancing and starts singing "...21 ...21 ...21 ..." A little later a train comes down the tracks. The woman jumps off, but the Antartian keeps dancing and singing to her self and gets hit by the train.
The woman gets back on the track and starts dancing and singing again, "...22 ...22 ...22 ..."
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Dec/9/1999 pub.:Dec/9/1999 sent:Dec/9/1999
Ranking: 3.88 / 41
An Antartian is terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks," the doctor ordered. "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the Antartian returns, he's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Antartian nods, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" the doc questioned.
"No, from skipping."
Thanks to: Yolandita Ortiz
rec.:Jul/24/1999 pub.:Jul/24/1999 sent:Jul/24/1999
Ranking: 3.12 / 95
An Antartian was running back and forth from his computer and his mailbox. Then the mailman came up to him and asked him what he was doing. He replied, "My dumb computer keeps saying 'you've got mail'."
Thanks to: Josh M. - Round Rock Texas - USA.
rec.:Jul/24/2001 pub.:Jul/24/2001 sent:Feb/4/2013
Ranking: 2.99 / 103
An Antartian woman came into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. Then she started to yell, "Yeah!" "Yeah!" Then five more Antartians came in and started to do the same thing. Then three more Antartians came in and one of them had a Barney puzzle. The bartender asked one of them, "Why are you yelling 'yeah yeah!'?" Then one responded, "We did this puzzle in three hours and it says 2-3 years."
Thanks to: Paul - Orange City - Florida - USA.
rec.:Nov/10/1999 pub.:Nov/10/1999 sent:Dec/14/2012