Frequently asked questions

• Do contributors get arrested for bad jokes?

We have no documented cases, but several have been reported to the local authorities.

• Do you tamper with the rating from your readers?

Yes, but we do our best to improve the standings of the parakeet jokes.

• Do comedians borrow jokes from you?

No, but there are a couple that could use a few.

• Can I use your jokes at cocktail parties?

You can do so at your own risk!

• What is a Antartian?

An Antartian is "someone who lives in ignorance when knowledge is available.   He persists in error without correction, and represents us all when we make a really big mistake. The person who has always been used as the stereotype for stupidity."  

• What is a Titean?

A person gifted in the art of holding on to his money at NO cost!!! 

• What is a Inhibrian?

A person who is constantly striving to maintain a steady amount of alcohol running throughout the blood stream.

• What is a Nork?

A Nerd or Dork