The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Male Jokes
Ranking: 3.25 / 16
A fellow was telling his buddies that in the evenings, he goes out and drinks and carries on with women,but always goes back home by 8:00 O'clock.He describes it as "sin till 8 ting"
Thanks to: Freddie P. - Canada
Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.14 / 7
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
Answer: Because the "P" is silent
Thanks to: Landin Peterson - Andover - MN - USA.
Category: Cannibal Jokes
Ranking: 3.31 / 13
A cannibal visited the witch doctor with a serious skin rash.
The doctor gave him a small pot of grease to rub on.
He returned next week completely cured. " Wonderful stuff what is it" he said
"My best friend died . I boiled him in a pot for six days then skimmed the grease off" he replied.
" What do you call it?" Said the cannibal.
" Pal o' mine lotion" replied the witch doctor.
Thanks to: Ivan - United Kingdom
Category: Political Jokes
Ranking: 3.13 / 8
Obama is already tapped to be the local transplant transfer official
in his Chicago suburb when he leaves office. In other words,
he's going to be the "Community Organ-icer!"
Thanks to: Alan Valentine - Avoca - Michigan - USA.