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Ranking: 2.50 / 4
A man in a bar visited the men's room, leaving his drink on the bar. On his return he found that someone had drunk it.
The next time he left a notice beside his drink. “I spat in this”.
On his return he found written underneath.
So did I.
#24467    
Thanks to: Ivan - United Kingdom
rec.:Aug/31/2015    pub.:Sep/1/2015


Category: Doctors Jokes
Ranking: 3.00 / 3
" Doctor, I get this overpowering urge to sing 'Delilah'. Then I get this urge to sing 'The Green Green Grass of Home"
" Hmmm, you are suffering from Tom Jones syndrome."
" I've never heard of that doctor. Is it a rare complaint?"
"It's not unusual"
#24466    
Thanks to: Ivan - United Kingdom
rec.:Aug/28/2015    pub.:Sep/1/2015    sent:Sep/14/2015


Category: Doctors Jokes
Ranking: 3.00 / 3
A man visited the doctor.
" Doctor, I have terrible flatulence, I have it all the time.
"Please undress so I can examine you, " said the doctor picking up a long pole with a brass hook on the end.
"My goodness doctor what are you going to do with that!" yelled the man.
The doctor smiled and said: I’m just going to open the window up there.
#24440    
Thanks to: Ivan - United Kingdom
rec.:Jul/6/2015    pub.:Aug/27/2015


Ranking: 3.00 / 3
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A: The tromBONE
#24463    
Thanks to: Moximas - Ocean Grove - NJ - USA.
rec.:Aug/21/2015    pub.:Aug/27/2015


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