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Category: Business Jokes
Ranking: 4.38 / 8
A new business is open and one of the owner’s friends wants to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrive at the business site and the owner reads the card: “Rest in Peace.” Understandably the owner is angry and calls the florist to complain. After he tells the florist the obvious mistake and how angry he is, the florist replies, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this. Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a card saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location.’”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/9/2015    pub.:Jul/9/2015

Category: Computer Jokes
Ranking: 2.24 / 21
John: Hey! Want to go watch a movie in 3D?!
Tim: Sorry! I can't watch movies in 3D! It MHz.
Thanks to: Joseph Bond - Australia
rec.:Apr/27/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015    sent:Jul/27/2015

Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.13 / 8
Am I a polar bear?
One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son
polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned
to his father and asked, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son, you're 100%
polar bear." Why do you ask? I’m Freezing!! replied the his son

Thanks to: Ivan Kasiurak - London - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Apr/8/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015

Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.86 / 7
Mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language".
Thanks to: Ivan Kasiurak - London - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Apr/8/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015

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