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Ranking: 2.63 / 65
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet.
#23883    
Thanks to: Julia Smith - USA.
rec.:Jan/8/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Mar/26/2015


Category: Business Jokes
Ranking: 2.76 / 159
A man makes a phone call to an export office in a port of France, and asks whether they can ship a 20 container with live geese properly stored in their appropriate places.
Oui monsieur; what is the destination port for this load?
Im sending them to the zoo in Brazil.
Wouldnt you be better off calling the export office in Portugal?
Why is that sir? If youre sending them to Brazil to avoid bureaucracy, then you should contact the Portuguese; of course!
#23860    
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - So Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/27/2013    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Jul/18/2014


Ranking: 3.28 / 29
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
#23838    
Thanks to: Vince McDonall - Sydney - NSW - Australia
rec.:Dec/20/2013    pub.:Dec/30/2013    sent:Jan/28/2015


Category: Female Jokes
Ranking: 2.00 / 59
A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was.
Business or pleasure, he asks?
Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer!
Why?
Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral!
My condolences, says the officer!
It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through!
Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a Will for me!
#23809    
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - Sao Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/10/2013    pub.:Dec/30/2013    sent:May/26/2014


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