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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.52 / 58
A deer was trying to cross a busy road but the traffic was very heavy. After waiting unsuccessfully for a few minutes, a bear walked past and said: “Excuse me, there’s a zebra crossing a bit further along the road.” The deer said, “Well, I hope he’s having better luck than I am!

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2013    pub.:Sep/17/2013    sent:Oct/8/2013


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.19 / 42
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked: “What’s happening?” The runner replied breathlessly: “A lion has escaped from the zoo.” “Oh my, which way is it heading?” “Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2013    pub.:Sep/17/2013    sent:Jul/19/2014


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 1.77 / 26
Herds of elephants from all over Africa were summoned to a meeting in the jungle, as their national leader took his place on the stage, one of the African elephants trumpeted impatiently: “Come on, tell us what this is all about. We’re all ears.”
#23661    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2013    pub.:Sep/17/2013    sent:Nov/12/2013


Category: Dumb Criminals
Ranking: 3.00 / 36
A couple of terrorist were making letter bombs. After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelope? “I don’t know,” said the other. “Open it and see.” “But it will explode.” “Don’t be stupid! It’s not addressed to you!
#23656    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/16/2013    pub.:Sep/16/2013


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