The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Police Jokes
Ranking: 4.03 / 135
A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. ‘You’ll get your chance in court,’ says the desk sergeant.
‘No, no, no! says the man. ‘I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!’
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/21/2011 pub.:Apr/21/2011 sent:Mar/18/2012
Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes
Ranking: 4.01 / 313
Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn't move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us.
Thanks to: Teresa - Riverdale - Maryland - USA.
rec.:Feb/23/2011 pub.:Mar/10/2011 sent:Apr/19/2011