The last 50 jokes entered
Ranking: 2.49 / 35
A man and a woman are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly, the woman got something stuck in her throat, causing her to choke. The man rushes outside, cuts a limb off a tree and whacks the woman across the back with it, dislodging the object in her throat. The headline in the paper read "Man gives woman the hemlock maneuver"
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Nepean(Ottawa) - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Aug/14/2013 pub.:Sep/10/2013 sent:Oct/3/2013
Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes
Ranking: 1.97 / 38
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and fires a shot, barely missing the man's head. The man gets up, says thank you, and leaves a tip.
Why the tip and thank you; “because the man had the hiccups.”
Thanks to: Iza - Tucson - AZ - USA.
rec.:Aug/25/2013 pub.:Sep/10/2013 sent:Sep/22/2013