The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 2.65 / 23
A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head with it. He's unconscious and spends a month in the hospital. Suddenly a nurse notices his eye lids flicker. She calls the family in and they gather around his bed. Just then he sits up in bed awake and says..."TA-DAA"
Thanks to: Dennis Norton - Lincoln - Nebraska - USA.
Category: Farmer Jokes
Ranking: 2.69 / 26
Did you hear about the farmer who wanted to buy a thousand hens, but didn't have the money...so...He put them on a layaway plan!
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Nov/27/2013 pub.:Nov/29/2013 sent:Feb/1/2014
Category: Computer Jokes
Ranking: 1.48 / 21
Q: Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A: Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!!!!
Thanks to: Kieran Davenport - United Kingdom
Category: Educational Jokes
Ranking: 2.45 / 22
One of the courses I taught when I was a college professor was Freshman English. To my first class of students I described the basic parts of an essay: "Remember, the three parts of an essay are the Introduction, the Body, and the Confusion".
Thanks to: Janet Byron Anderson PhD - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2013 pub.:Nov/29/2013 sent:Oct/23/2014