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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 4.00 / 3
Q: Why does a Giraffe have long legs?
A: So that it can reach the ground.
#24272    
Thanks to: Barry James - Australia
rec.:Dec/15/2014    pub.:Apr/7/2015


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.22 / 9
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

Answer: Because the "P" is silent
#24265    
Thanks to: Landin Peterson - Andover - MN - USA.
rec.:Dec/8/2014    pub.:Jan/9/2015


Category: Male Jokes
Ranking: 3.37 / 19
A fellow was telling his buddies that in the evenings, he goes out and drinks and carries on with women,but always goes back home by 8:00 O'clock.He describes it as "sin till 8 ting"
#24231    
Thanks to: Freddie P. - Canada
rec.:Nov/5/2014    pub.:Jan/9/2015


Category: Cannibal Jokes
Ranking: 3.43 / 14
A cannibal visited the witch doctor with a serious skin rash.
The doctor gave him a small pot of grease to rub on.
He returned next week completely cured. " Wonderful stuff what is it" he said
"My best friend died . I boiled him in a pot for six days then skimmed the grease off" he replied.
" What do you call it?" Said the cannibal.
" Pal o' mine lotion" replied the witch doctor.
#24247    
Thanks to: Ivan - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/20/2014    pub.:Jan/9/2015


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