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Category: Lawyer Jokes
Ranking: 3.86 / 7
A man was checking his itemised lawyers bill. One item read:-
Spotted you across the street. Crossed over to discuss a legal point in your case. When I got there it was not you after all. 20 dollars
#24409    
Thanks to: Ivan - United Kingdom
rec.:Apr/30/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015


Category: Work Jokes
Ranking: 4.00 / 3
Did you hear about all the magicians in the country starting their own union? Just say 'work' and they disappear!
#24414    
Thanks to: Daniel - Danville - VA - USA.
rec.:May/5/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015


Category: Family Jokes
Ranking: 2.75 / 4
Today, in the UK, the average man has 1.7 children.

I was told this fact by my 0.3 brother.
#24383    
Thanks to: Andrew Farrow-Lockett - United Kingdom
rec.:Apr/2/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015


Category: Family Jokes
Ranking: 4.40 / 5
Haven’t verified this on Snopes but it sounds legit.
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.


#24386    
Thanks to: Ivan Kasiurak - London - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Apr/8/2015    pub.:Jun/22/2015


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