The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Female Jokes
Ranking: 2.04 / 57
A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was.
Business or pleasure, he asks?
Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer!
Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral!
My condolences, says the officer!
It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through!
Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a Will for me!
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - Sao Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/10/2013 pub.:Dec/30/2013 sent:May/26/2014
Ranking: 3.33 / 15
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Thanks to: Robert Stephenson - New Egypt - NJ - USA.