The last 50 jokes entered
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Category: Entertainment Jokes
Ranking:
3.17 / 6
A tightwad was convinced by a friend to buy a couple of lottery tickets. But after he won the big prize he didn’t seem happy. “What’s wrong?” the friend asked. “You just became a millionaire!” “I know,” he groaned, “But I can’t imagine why I bought that second ticket!”
#21138
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/13/2010 pub.:May/13/2010 |
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Category: Business Jokes
Ranking:
3.37 / 43
Selling at an auction was halted when the auctioneer announced, “Someone in the room has lost his wallet containing $2,000. He is offering a reward of $500.00 for its immediate return.” After a moment of silence, there was a call from the back of the room, “$550.00”
#21137
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/13/2010 pub.:May/13/2010 sent:Jul/10/2010 |
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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking:
3.22 / 59
“Please keep your dog beside you, sir,” a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park. “I can feel a flea in my shoe.” “Midnight, come here,” replied the man. “This woman has fleas.”
#21131
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/12/2010 pub.:May/12/2010 sent:Jul/18/2010 |
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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking:
2.27 / 49
While drinking at the river, a young bear admires its reflection and growls, “I am the king of beasts!” Along comes a lion and roars, “What was that I just heard?” “Oh, dear,” says the bear, “you say strange things when you’ve had too much to drink.”
#21132
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/12/2010 pub.:May/12/2010 sent:Jun/7/2010 |



