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Category: Elderly Jokes
Ranking: 2.04 / 162
In 1997 at the age of 87 and not acquainted with modern technology, Ruth was given a "cordless" phone by her son. He lived 1500 miles away. After setting it up and showing her how to use it he went home and called her. "How is your new phone working, Mom." Her reply astonished him. "Oh we took it back. It wouldn't work. It did not even have a cord."
#22214    
Thanks to: Garry Prather - Bonsall - CA - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Aug/16/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:May/4/2013


Category: Holiday Jokes
Ranking: 2.59 / 163
One Halloween a man was walking down the street and heard a thumping noise behind him. Looking behind him he saw a coffin following him, upright. He was a bit nervous and began walking a little bit faster. The coffin continued, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump". He began running and the coffin kept up and began opening and closing, ""thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap". Terrified he ran to his front door, and went inside, slamming the door and locking it. The coffin continued, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump - CRASH" it came right through the door, He ran up the stairs, and right behind him, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap". He rushed into the bathroom and slammed the door, but the coffin broke through the door - "thumpety thump, thumpety thump crash". Terrified the man grabbed the first thing he could, a bottle of robutusin and threw it - and the coffin stopped!
#22260    
Thanks to: Paul Tomlinson - USA.
rec.:Sep/7/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011    sent:Oct/31/2012


Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 2.47 / 73
Q: Why can't idiots make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't get a quart of water to stay in the envelope
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Thanks to: Elias Z. - Cleveland - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Aug/3/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011


Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 2.49 / 76
An old man walking along the river bank suddenly spotted a boy drowning in the river. The man started shouting "HELP! HELP! I can't swim", a man passing by the road shouted back "Will you ever grow up! I also can't ride a bicycle but you'll never hear me yelling about it in the street"

#22265    
Thanks to: Andile Nkala - South Africa
rec.:Sep/9/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011


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