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Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.83 / 6
Two bumpkin chicks in the hen house are discussing about the bad feed they eat.
This shorter one is just listening, not answering to the talkative one. All of a sudden he stops and says: I have decided to go to College on a night course.
Why is that, why such an urgent matter?
My relatives, all of my folks, and my friends are been humiliated, they are all fed up with this lousy feed, but worse of all, to be called bumpkin and hick all the time, you silly. I will become an attorney and won’t be humiliated anymore.
#24273    
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Londrina - Parana - Brazil
rec.:Dec/16/2014    pub.:Apr/16/2015    sent:Sep/13/2015


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.67 / 6
Q: What do you call a cow without legs?

A: Ground beef
#24274    
Thanks to: Sonny - South Haven - Michigan - USA.
rec.:Dec/16/2014    pub.:Apr/16/2015


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 3.50 / 10
Q: Why did the T-rex go to the doctor?
A: Because he had a Dino-sore!
#24289    
Thanks to: azzy - USA.
rec.:Jan/4/2015    pub.:Apr/16/2015    sent:Apr/26/2015


Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 4.20 / 5

How do you stop an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
"Tie a knot in his tail".
#24293    
Thanks to: Greasemann - USA.
rec.:Jan/14/2015    pub.:Apr/16/2015


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