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Category: Scifi Jokes
Ranking: 1.84 / 31
How can this be? Scientists say the world began with a Big Bang 13 billion years ago. All mankind got hit on the back of the head, and now astronomers see stars Millions of Light years away.
Thanks to: Louis Matte - Prince George - British Columbia - Canada
rec.:Nov/22/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Dec/26/2013

Category: Scifi Jokes
Ranking: 2.40 / 30
A skeleton walks down empty Main Street. Suddenly he sees another skeleton carrying a gravestone. "Hey, what are you doing?” the other skeleton answers "Just strolling", "Why do have the gravestone, buddy?", "Because I always want to have some ID”.
Thanks to: Carlos Lincoln Marks - Argentina
rec.:Oct/24/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Oct/29/2014

Category: Idiots Jokes
Ranking: 2.23 / 48
A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head with it. He's unconscious and spends a month in the hospital. Suddenly a nurse notices his eye lids flicker. She calls the family in and they gather around his bed. Just then he sits up in bed awake and says..."TA-DAA"
Thanks to: Dennis Norton - Lincoln - Nebraska - USA.
rec.:Nov/26/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Jan/11/2015

Category: Farmer Jokes
Ranking: 2.61 / 28
Did you hear about the farmer who wanted to buy a thousand hens, but didn't have the put them on a layaway plan!
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada
rec.:Nov/27/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Feb/1/2014

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