The last 50 jokes entered
Category: Business Jokes
Ranking: 2.76 / 159
A man makes a phone call to an export office in a port of France, and asks whether they can ship a 20’ container with live geese properly stored in their appropriate places.
Oui monsieur; what is the destination port for this load?
I’m sending them to the zoo in Brazil.
Wouldn’t you be better off calling the export office in Portugal?
Why is that sir? If you’re sending them to Brazil to avoid bureaucracy, then you should contact the Portuguese; of course!
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - São Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/27/2013 pub.:Jan/24/2014 sent:Jul/18/2014
Category: Knock-Knock Jokes
Ranking: 3.31 / 26
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
Thanks to: Vince McDonall - Sydney - NSW - Australia
rec.:Dec/20/2013 pub.:Dec/30/2013 sent:Jan/28/2015
Category: Female Jokes
Ranking: 2.02 / 58
A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was.
Business or pleasure, he asks?
Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer!
Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral!
My condolences, says the officer!
It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through!
Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a Will for me!
Thanks to: John Teixeira - Barueri - Sao Paulo - Brazil
rec.:Dec/10/2013 pub.:Dec/30/2013 sent:May/26/2014
Category: Animal Jokes
Ranking: 2.67 / 12
Watson came excitedly to Sherlock Holmes place and told him his dog had swallowed his ring. Sherlock told Watson "Don't worry. He will pass it eventually". Watson replies "Thank you very much, Sherlock". Sherlock says to Watson."It's alimentary, my dear Watson"
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Canada