airplane jokes

Category: "Airplane Jokes"
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I don't always ride in passenger jets but when I do I buy a first class ticket...

The thing is, flying scares me but in first class they hand out free "bravery beverages"!

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posted by "Marty" |
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About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a school trip. Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks, I could hear them pleading with the children to settle down and let the other passengers get some sleep.

No amount of reasoning seemed to help, until I thought of the solution that actually worked. I picked up the PA mike in the cockpit and announced, "Children, this is the captain speaking. Don't make me stop this airplane and come back there!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Owner of a aircraft manufacturing company stopped by the aircraft testing airfield to check on the newest test pilot.

He asked the supervisor how the new guy was doing. "Terrible! He has already crashed four planes this week!"

Owner replied, "How is this possible? Where did he work before coming here?"

Supervisor said, "He designed Windows software for Microsoft."

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posted by "Katyman123" |
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Why do they have frosted glass on airplane toilet windows?

Who's going to look in at thirty thousand feet!

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posted by "lj" |