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Two skydivers, Harold and Lester, jumped out of the plane and were having a conversation on the way down.

Lester: "I was in a hurry this morning, and I can't remember if I asked you to pack my chute for me."
Harold: "I've been pretty forgetful myself. I'm lucky I remembered to pack mine."

Lester: "Wait a minute. You mean I forget to ask you to pack my chute for me?"
Harold: "No, silly. You didn't forget to ask me to pack your chute. I'm the one who actually forgot to pack your chute!"

Lester: "Phew! Thank goodness, for a minute there I thought I was losing my mind!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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What kind of sandwiches do they serve in the airline lounge?

Club Sandwiches

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posted by "Robert Hill" |
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A plane is on its final approach into an airport. The pilot comes on over the intercom. "This is Captain Martin. We're now on our final descent. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay."

He forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can now hear the conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well, what are you doing today?"

Now all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation. "Well," says the captain, "first I'm going to check into the hotel and brush my teeth. Then I'm going to ask the new stewardess out for dinner."

Everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess. She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, an elderly lady grabs her by the arm to stop her, leans over and says, "No need to run, dear, he's gotta brush his teeth first."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Denver is $300,” the cheery salesperson replied.

“And what about Salt Lake City?”

“We have a really great rate to Salt Lake—$99,” she said “but there is a stopover.”

“Where?”

“In Denver,” she said.

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posted by "ERS" |