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What steps should you take if you ever come across a dangerous animal in the wilderness?

Very large ones.

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posted by "manjinder" |
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What did the black bug say as it slid down the zebras back?

No you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t...........

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Bear fights can often turn grizzly.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."

"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.

"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

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posted by "manjinder" |