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A man walks into a bar, already drunk, and asks for a drink. "Sorry," the bartender says, "but you obviously already had a little too much to drink."

Fuming mad the man staggers out the front door and walks back in through the side door. “Can I have a drink please?”

“Sorry,” the bartender says, “but you can’t have a drink here.”

The man staggers out again and then stumbles his way back in through the back door. “Can I please have a drink?”

“Enough!” the bartender screamed. “I told you, no drinks!”

The man looks at the bartender closely and exclaims “Geez! How many bars do you work at?!"

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posted by "willyb1" |
1 votes

Q: Why do people love drinking Guinness?

A : It's a meal in a can!

1 votes
posted by "manjinder" |
1 votes

A Roman walks up to a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please."

1 votes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Two men walk into a bar. The first guy says he wants some H2O.

The second guy says he wants some H2O too.

The second guy died.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |