bar & drinking jokes

Category: "Bar & Drinking Jokes"
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Sign in front of my local watering hole: FROG PARKING ONLY! All others will be TOAD.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Shirley Temple walks into a bar.

"What'll it be, little lady?" asks the bartender.

Replies Shirley, "I'll have a Me!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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At 2:15 AM a man was pulled over by the police for having a burned out tail light. The officer discovered that a dog was sitting behind the steering wheel the car and the man sitting next to him had obviously been drinking.

The officer said, "What is going on here and why is a dog in the driver’s seat?"

The man replied, "I really don't know officer, I guess he took my keys."

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Marty" |
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The drunk asked the bartender, "Do your lemons have legs?"

"No," said the bartender, "why do you ask?"

The drunk replied, "I think I just squeezed your canary into my drink."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |