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Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.

"Pretty good I think," replied Jill. "But if I go to work there, I won't get a vacation unless I'm married."

Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked, "Is that what they told you?"

"No," replied Jill, "they didn't tell me that, but on the application it said, 'Vacation time may not be taken until you've had your First Anniversary.'"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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The quiet employee asked his boss for Thursday off so he and his wife could celebrate their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

His boss said, "It's okay this time, but I don't intend to put up with this every twenty-five years."

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posted by "BostonTerrierLover" |
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Question: What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market?

Answer: Start off with a big one.

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posted by "ERS" |
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An elderly gentleman checked into a New York hotel. The clerk mentioned the phone service the establishment made available for calling guests who wished to rise at an early hour.

"No need for that, young man," snapped the old timer. "I always wake up at five A.M. sharp without an alarm clock."

"Very good, sir," the clerk replied, then asked, "Would you mind calling me at six?"

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posted by "HENNE" |