business jokes

Category: "Business Jokes"
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Your HR department just sent an email for your open-enrollment period for health-care. There is a new option that's more expensive, but has been getting great response:

For longer term illnesses and PTSD, your plan will pay all expenses to fly to, and stay in, the Caribbean Islands, with a high deductible your kids will be paying for in 40 years.

It's called, "BAHAMA-CARE!"

1 votes
posted by "texex71" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

I am great at multitasking... I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.

4 votes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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The company had an employee suggestion competition. The entire staff was asked to submit entries that would save money for the firm.

The winner was a man who suggested the company save paper by posting corporate memos on bulletin boards, instead of printing 200 individual copies for distribution. He won a helium balloon with the company logo and one share of stock.

A memo announcing the winner went out to 200 people.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."

His friend replies, "How's that?"

"It's like this, my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."

9 votes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Leibel" |