business jokes

Category: "Business Jokes"
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The candidate was interviewing for a job at a phone answer center and was asked to make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green.

After thinking about it for a couple of minutes, the reply was, "When the phone goes GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW!"

She got the job.

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posted by "shopin55" |
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I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad...

But when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance . . . .

She leaned over and pushed me!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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As a buddy and I were walking down the street near the middle of town we decided to turn down a side street we've never traveled on before. Walking past what appeared to be a retail establishment, all we heard was swearing and cursing coming from within.

And then, following that, we saw two very well dressed gentlemen walking out while continuing their obscenities as they left the store.

"What in the world is going on here?" I asked my friend.

"I think I read about this place," he replied. "We just walked past the Men's Swearhouse!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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What did the two businessmen say to each other as they closed a deal during an earthquake?

"Let's shake on it!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |