business jokes

Category: "Business Jokes"
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There are three kinds of men in this world...

Some remain single and make wonders happen.

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

The rest get married and wonder what happened???

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posted by "Mary" |
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At a meeting, the corporate manager told a joke. Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.

The manager asked him, "Didn’t you understand my joke?"

The guy replied, "Oh I understood it, but I resigned yesterday."

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posted by "Mary" |
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The owner of a factory that manufactures thick, brown syrup, produced during the refining of sugar, called his production crew in. "We have more work than we have people do it," he told his staff. "And, I find that the women we've hired in the past do a far better job then the men."

"What do you suggest we do?" asked one employee.

"It's simple," the owner said. "We need mo'lasses!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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To surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, "And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

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posted by "HENNE" |