doctor jokes

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Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

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posted by "mickey" |
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Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!

Nurse: What is it?

Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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posted by "mickey" |
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I have a friend, a medical examiner, who has an odd way of conducting postmortem procedures.

He keeps flipping the subject over, then back, then over again repeatedly.

He calls it "autopsy-turvy".

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died."

"But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient.

"Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleague who's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to be much more reliable than yours."

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posted by "mickey" |