doctor jokes

Category: "Doctor Jokes"
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Patient: Doctor, I think I'm suffering from lack of memory.

Doctor: How long have you had this problem?

Patient: What problem is that?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Patient: I have a problem doctor. I feel depressed and unhappy.

Doctor: You should cut down on your drinking.

Patient: I don't drink and have never touched a drop in my life.

Doctor: You should cut down on your smoking.

Patient: I don't smoke either doctor.

Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing.

Patient: Good heavens! I haven't had a girlfriend in my entire life.

Doctor: Your problem is you have no problems! Get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, find a girlfriend or two, and then you will be alright.

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posted by "mickey" |
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I have a good handwriting... therefore, people don't believe I am a real doctor.

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posted by "mlr9" |
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I asked my psychiatrist why is it every time I eat sardines, I dream about being attacked by sharks. He answered, “It’s all about guilt and self payback.”

Considering how much money it cost for one hour of his time, he must dream about his watch turning all green and wrinkled.

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posted by "Marty" |