doctor jokes

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An elderly lady and an orthopedic surgeon were travelling in an elevator together. The doors started to shut as the lady was trying to get out of the doors. The surgeon kindly put his head in between the doors so the lady could get out.

"Thank you very much," said the lady, "but why did you use your head?"

"I used my head because I need my hands for work," said the surgeon, grinning proudly.

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posted by "mickey" |
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

There go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys - and this guy's got two of'em.

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Uh Oh! Page 47 is missing!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor.

After checking the chart, the doctor nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer.

The man asked, "How often do I take these?"

"Let's start off with one every six hours. But they're not for you," replied the doctor. "They're for your wife."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Maybe it's just me, but it seems like every time I go to see the doctor, all I hear coming out of his mouth is a DIE-agnosis?

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |