elderly jokes

Category: "Elderly Jokes"
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Two older women who were rivals in a social circle met at a party.

"My dear," said the first woman "Are those real pearls?"

"They are," replied the second woman.

"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled the first woman.

The second responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Two elderly men were sitting on a park bench when one said to the other man, "Are you comfortable?"

The other man replied, "I'm okay, I make a living."

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posted by "Reneesenora" |
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I do not trip over things...

I just perform random gravity checks!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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I do not have gray hair...

I have wisdom highlights!

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posted by "shopin55" |