Mable your granny made the most perfect pie crust. Every line along the crust was equal and just perfect. How did she ever do it?
Well Alice, all I know for sure is when she made the final touches around the edge of her pie crust she took her teeth out to make the edge even.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'?"