entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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Why do artists constantly feel cold?

Because they’re surrounded by drafts.

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posted by "sravanthi" |
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It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet ... nobody was ever married!

Here are the single people that come to mind: Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the Darlin family, Helen, Thelma Lou and Clara.

In fact, the only one married was Otis, and he stayed drunk!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Q: Why is there only one Yogi Bear?

A: Because the second one was a Boo-Boo.

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posted by "Princess Amber" |
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The Pink Panther's "To Do List":

To do to do
To do to do to do
To do to doooooo...

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posted by "Hoggster7" |