entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$8.00 won 5 votes

A housewife answered the door bell to find two beggars outside. "So you're begging in two's now?" she asked.

"No, only for today," one of them replied. "I'm showing my replacement the ropes before going on vacation."

5 votes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
1 votes

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one...

He's never gonna give you 'Up'!

1 votes
posted by "Detramental7" |
$15.00 won 11 votes

Why do artists constantly feel cold?

Because they’re surrounded by drafts.

11 votes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
0 votes

It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet ... nobody was ever married!

Here are the single people that come to mind: Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the Darlin family, Helen, Thelma Lou and Clara.

In fact, the only one married was Otis, and he stayed drunk!

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posted by "HENNE" |