family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
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With his wife out for the evening, a father was trying to watch TV, but his young son kept coming in and asking for a glass of water.

After the seventh glass, the father lost his temper and yelled, "Go to sleep, I'm watching TV."

"But Dad," he protested, "my room is still on fire!"

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posted by "Leibel" |
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Little Johnny asked his father, “Where did I get my intelligence from?”

His father replied, “It must be from your mother... because I still have mine.”

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posted by "ERS" |
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Al: When was your son born?

Sam: In March, he came the first of the month.

Al: Is that why you named him "Bill"?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

All parents are proud of overachieving children, and one father was no exception...

The bumper sticker on his car read "My Kid Made Your License Plate".

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Mary" |