family jokes

While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. "If you get a train," I would tell each one, "you know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?"

The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this question, he became very quiet. Trying to move the conversation along, I asked what else he would like Santa to bring him. He promptly replied, "Another train."

I was raised as an only child.

That got on my brother’s nerves.

A father is washing his car with his son.

All of a sudden, the tired boy says, "Dad?"

"Yeah, son?"

"Can't you just use a sponge like everyone else?"

You know your getting old...

When your son's hair is turning gray.