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Favorite this joke My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."
"You are late for golf again Dave."
"Yes, well-being a Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or go and play golf."
"Okay, but why are you so late?"
"I had to toss it 15 times!"
Bob and George are golfing, when a bird flies overhead. "Wow! What a big duck!" Bob says. "That's no duck, it's a goose." George says.
"No, it's a duck!" Bob says. "I say it's a goose!" George says. And so the argument went. "Duck!" "Goose!" "Duck!" "Goose!" "Duck!" "Goose!"
Another golfer behind them, playing the hole, yells, "Fore!" and hits the ball.
Bob sees the ball coming and yells, "Duck!"
George yells back, "Goose!"
BONK.
Scientific Golf facts:
New golf balls have a strong attraction to water, and the power of the attraction is directly proportionate to how much the balls cost.
With golf, the slow groups are always in front of you and the quick groups are always behind you.
Golf is the only game where the ball lies poorly, and the golfers lie well.
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