holiday jokes

Category: "Holiday Jokes"
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What does a turkey say the day before Thanksgiving?

Anything but gobble, gobble, gobble!

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posted by "Marty" |
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On social media I posted, “If anyone mentions Christmas before Thanksgiving, I'm going to delete them!”

The next day, I didn’t have any friends.

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posted by "Marty" |
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All haunted houses are the same. I went to one the other night, and heard the standard screams, shrieks, scary sounds and gotchas.

Then I went to another one down the road and it was like "Deja BOO!" all over again.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Marvin has a binging problem which happens to him every year the day after Thanksgiving.

"Why must you gorge yourself on leftovers?" his wife asked. "Don't you have any self-control?"

"What are you worried about?" Marvin replied. "I can quit cold turkey!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |