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Teacher: Joey, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Joey: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Joey: Maybe it is wrong, but you did ask me how I spelled it."

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A girl drew a picture of a car on a long road with a driver and 2 people in back seat and there were tree's in the background.

They ask her what story did that represent.

She said that is when God drove Adam and Eve from the garden of Eden.

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A mother and father read a bedtime story of a king to their five year old son. As the story concludes, the son says, "Mom, I also want five wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me..."

Mom: "And one will put you to sleep!"

Son: "No mom, I will still sleep with you."

Mom's eyes fill up with tears: "God bless you son."

Mom continues: "But who will sleep with your 5 wives?"

Son: "Let them sleep with daddy."

Daddy's eyes fill up with tears: "God bless you son."

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An old man gets out of prison, after many years being locked up. He stands at the pavement, and yells, "I'm free! I'm free!"

As he shouts, a little kid walks up to him happily and joins, “I’m four! I’m four!"

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