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Knock, Knock!

Who's there? Amos.

Amos who?

Amosquito just bit me!

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posted by "Herb" |
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Existentially.

Existentially, who?

I know what you mean.

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posted by "Spartanical" |
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $5.00
posted by "vnk" |
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Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Paul!
Paul who!
Paul light, and gentle, I knock, knock! Open up and snuggle!
I Never break in!

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posted by "João Lucas" |