lightbulb jokes

Category: "Lightbulb Jokes"
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How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty! One to change it and nineteen to stand on each other's shoulders.

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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Question: Why should you never ask a skeleton to change a light bulb?

Answer: Cause no body will show up.

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posted by "Jonathan Alan Miller" |
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How many bureaucrats does it take to put in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other inserts the bulb into the water faucet.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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How many astronauts does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two astronauts to change a light bulb. Astronaut number one to hold the light bulb and astronaut number two to rotate astronaut number one.

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posted by "Marty" |