little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Teacher: If there are seven flies and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left?

Little Johnny: Just the squashed one.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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As the first grade teach bent over to pick up an eraser, little Joey started to giggle. "Teacher, I just saw your stockings."

The teacher replied, "You will stay in for recess with that remark."

Later, she bent over to pick up a piece of chalk as little Mikey began to giggle, "Teacher, I just saw your knees."

The teacher demanded he go to the office immediately for that remark. Still later she bent way down to pick up a piece of paper and little Billy began to clean out his desk and head for the door. Teacher asked Billy where he was going.

He replied, "Teacher, I see my school days are over."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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School kids were having a debate about the U.S. Presidential election.

Emma said, “We need a candidate who is willing to tax the ultra rich and give to the poor”.

Little Johnny stood up and said, “I didn’t know Robin Hood was running!”

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posted by "Marty" |
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"What do you want to be when you grow up?" asked the teacher.

Little Johnny raisds his hand as says, “A congressman.”

The teacher asked why and Little Johnny replied, "Because they spend most of their time at recess."

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posted by "Marty" |