little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
2 votes

School kids were having a debate about the U.S. Presidential election.

Emma said, “We need a candidate who is willing to tax the ultra rich and give to the poor”.

Little Johnny stood up and said, “I didn’t know Robin Hood was running!”

2 votes
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4 votes

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" asked the teacher.

Little Johnny raisds his hand as says, “A congressman.”

The teacher asked why and Little Johnny replied, "Because they spend most of their time at recess."

4 votes
posted by "Marty" |
4 votes

The teacher asked her students which state they thought has the most cows. A little girl raised her hand and said Texas! The teacher said, that right, you get an A.

Now which state do you think has the most sheep? A little boy raised his hand and said Montana! The teacher said that's right you get an A.

Who can tell me which state has the most turkeys? Little Johnny raised his hand and said, that's easy, Washington D.C.

The teacher gave him an A+.





4 votes
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3 votes

Little Johnny was on the playground having a disagreement with another boy. The teacher comes out and tells the boys the best way to solve problems is to be agreeable and also open to compromise.

Little Johnny replies, "OK, I’ll agree to let him compromise."

3 votes
posted by "Marty" |