little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Little Johnny was on the playground having a disagreement with another boy. The teacher comes out and tells the boys the best way to solve problems is to be agreeable and also open to compromise.

Little Johnny replies, "OK, I’ll agree to let him compromise."

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posted by "Marty" |
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The English teacher asks if any student can name two words that don’t belong together in a sentence.

Little Johnny raised his hand, "I know, I know… 'man bun' right?"

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posted by "Marty" |
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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Johnny raised his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife or girlfriend!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Teacher: Johnny what do you want to be when you grow up?

Johnny: Either an animal Vet or a Taxidermist.

Teacher: Why did you choose such different careers?

Johnny: Well, either way you get your dog back.

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |