marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster.

"Get the owner's manual!" my daughter's husband shouted.

"I can't find it anywhere!" cried my daughter a short time later.

"Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual's burned to a crisp."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Behind every successful man there is a strong, supportive woman... and a very surprised mother-in-law!

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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Two circus acrobats got married...

They just FLIPPED over each other!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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The wife, whose husband has a collection of guitars, was before the judge after smashing every single one of them.

The judge ask s, "First offender?"

She replied, "No, your honor. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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posted by "clipper01" |