military jokes

Category: "Military Jokes"
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During war games between two Army bases, a Sergeant had enough of a Private that didn't seem to know which end of his rifle to point at the enemy. Instead the Sergeant gave the bumbling soldier a broom handle. "Point this at your target and yell 'Bang! Bang!' since you're too dumb to use the real thing!" yelled the Sergeant. So during the game "capture the flag", the dumb Private ran across the battlefield yelling "Bang! Bang!" Sure enough, the enemy soldiers fell when he aimed at them. "This is GREAT!!" and the Private started yelling over and over "BANG! BANG!".

Soon he came across a rather huge, tall, and fairly muscular enemy soldier heading right for him. "BANG! BANG!" he yelled. Nothing happened. "BANG! BANG BANG!" Still the enemy soldier approached and was picking up speed. The Private yelled over and over "BANG! BANG!" until the enemy soldier hit him, knocking the Private off his feet onto the ground and walked over him....

And was yelling "TANK! TANK! TANK!"

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posted by "Thomas James Richardson" |
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Did you hear about the idiotic karate champion who joined the army?

The first time he saluted, he knocked himself out.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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I told my friend I wanted to join the military. My friend told me that the coast guard wouldn’t take me because I’m not six feet tall.

"Why does a person need to be six feet tall?" I asked.

He said, "That way if your boat goes down you can wade to shore."

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posted by "Marty" |
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How do two Navy Admirals greet each other?

A NAVAL Salute.

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posted by "barber7796" |