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On the base a Private First Class (PFC) was working in the car repair shop. The phone rang. He answered. The man on the phone asked, "When will my car be fixed?"

The PFC replied, "Can't talk now I am working on some annoying General's car."

The man asked, "Do you know who this is?"

"No."

"This is the ANNOYING GENERAL!"

The PFC quickly asked, "Well, do you know who this is?"

"No."

"Good, goodbye!"

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posted by "Quantum321" |
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(Grandchild) Were you in the war Grandpa?

(Grandpa) Yes, I was a fighter pilot!

(Child's mother) "Weren’t you stationed in Colorado dad?”

(Grandpa) Yes, and I’ll have you know that not one enemy aircraft got past Nevada!

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posted by "Marty" |
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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.

Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to airman's sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, “If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000.”

“Now,” he concluded, “which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?”

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posted by "genius" |
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A Marine private was filling out a questionnaire for a correspondence course.

He got to this question: "How long has your present employer been in business?"

He thought for a moment, then wrote: "Since 1775."

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posted by "wadejagz" |