money jokes

60 may be the new 40...

But the $100 dollar bill is the new $20 dollar bill.

Heard a woman in Target ask her kid, "Is that a smart choice to make with your money?"

Now I'm wishing she would follow me around the store, too.

A man asked me for a dollar.

I told him I only carry big bills.

He said give him one of those.

So I gave him my electric bill.