national jokes

Category: "National Jokes"
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How are people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi different?

The ones in Dubai do NOT watch the Flintstones.

But those in Abu Dhabi Do!

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posted by "Breakit" |
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An indian man was walking down the road when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell to the ground. And ambulance was called and within minutes the ambulance arrived. The victim was taken into the ambulance and it sped off. In the ambulance the victim being a religious man started to repeat "hari om, hari hom, ari om"

The ambulance drove as fast as it could siren sounding and lights flashing. Finally it arrived! They took the victim down and pushed him to the door and rang the doorbell. A woman appeared and was shocked to see her husband on stretcher and inquired what happened. The medical officer explained what happened to her. She screamed," why didn't you take him to the hospital!?"

The medical officer explained, " we tried too but he kept repeating "hurry home hurry home hurry home'. So we took him right to his home.'

The wife was furious and exclaimed, "you idiot! He was praying our hindu prayer "hari om hari om!'

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posted by "peebee" |
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Two men, an American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems..

The Indian man said to the American, 'We have problem in India we can't marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a lot of family problems.

The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry the one whom we love. I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.And you say you have family problems.

The Indian fainted........!

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wildcats3333" |
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Last night I was going threw some paper work when I ran across my birth certificate.

Looking at the bottom of the certificate in fine print it read-- Made in the USA -- limited lifetime warranty.

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posted by "Fasteddie686" |