political jokes

Category: "Political Jokes"
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A guy asked his lawyer, "If I pay off crooks, is it illegal?"

The lawyer replies, "Yes, you'd be involved in a conspiracy."

"Good," said the man, been looking for a way to avoid paying my taxes!

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posted by "Marty" |
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The economy is terrible. At the beginning of the year, the politicians promised things would improve by the last quarter...

Well, I'm down to my last quarter and they haven't improved!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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It was revealed in a UK government survey that the prime minister was doing the work of two men...

Those two men would be Laurel and Hardy.

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posted by "stv" |
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(Little brother to his older sister) What is political correctness?
(Older sister) It's something you're not suppose to talk about.

(Little brother) How am I going to find out what it is if I can't talk about it?
(Older sister) You can talk about it but you have to talk about it in the right way.

(Little brother) How do I talk about it the right way?
(Older Sister) Just don't say anything and you can't go wrong!

(Little brother) How am I suppose to communicate and tell people how I feel.
(Older Sister) I haven't got that part figured out yet, it's a slippery slope.

(Little brother) What's a slippery slope?

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posted by "Marty" |