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Once there was a Spanish speaking magician who promised a vanishing act. So he says, "I will count to 3 and I will disappear!"

"Uno! Dos!" and then POOF! With a puff of smoke he was gone, without even a Tres!

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A group of horses were moving down towards the horse court for horse jury.

One horse asks another, "Where do we enter again?"

The other horse replies indignantly, "Why the mane entrance of course!"

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There once was an old monk that lived up on top of a mountain. He walked 10 miles barefoot every day and had terrible breath due to his position on non-natural objects and foods.

He called himself The Truth-Carrier, but everyone in the small mountaineering town knew him as a super calloused fragile mystic with chronic halitosis.

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I knew she was the one for me when we went walking through the evergreen trees.

It was love at firs site.

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