puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
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I used to be a mime...

It's only now that I can talk about it.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A perfectionist walks into a bar.

Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough for him.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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I quit my job at the helium gas factory...

I didn't like being spoken to in that tone of voice.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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You're walking down the street and your toe falls off!

Who do you call?

You call a tow truck!

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posted by "Quantum321" |