I forgot where the sun came up....
Then it dawned on me.
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Q: What do u call a midget psychic on the run from the law?
A: A small medium at large.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
What's the difference between a pun and a fart? A pun is a shift of wit and a fart is...............