puns jokes

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There once was a Russian guy named Olaf who was mean, rude, and crude. One day his wife and her friend were in the kitchen discussing Christmas. Suddenly Olaf shouted, "It's gonna rain any moment now!"

Next thing you know it starts raining. The wife's friend is shocked. She said, "How in the world did he know that?"

Without missing a beat the wife said to her, "Rude Olaf the Red knows rain dear."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Q: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What do you call it when part of a windmill is owned by a circus clown?

A juggler vane!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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What kind of meds do kleptomaniacs take to get better?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |