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Don’t get upset if I ask you where something is in Target when you choose to wear a red shirt and khakis to shop.

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posted by "Super Dave" |
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I sell ammunition. My motto is, "ALWAYS leave them wanting more!"

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posted by "Stan Dando" |
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A man walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier ask him if he wants a bag.

He replies, "No, she's not that ugly."

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posted by "Albertaschafer" |
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To get a massive and immediate attention from a buyer, the Vacuum Cleaner salesman opens a bag of horse manure and spreads it all over the carpet.

Then he says to the possible buyer with confidence, "Mrs. if this vacuum cleaner can't clean all that manure I will eat the rest!"

The lady asks, "Do you want ketchup with that?"

Why the salesman ask?

"Because we just moved in and we don't have electricity yet!"

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posted by "GaniBoy Templo Ronsayro" |